El Pollo Loco has greased up its face and taken off all its joo-rees (as DeShawn Snow says), because it’s ready to bust it down on KFC! The other day, Earth Mother Oprah gave out a coupon for a free grilled chicken (vom, wipe and vom again) lunch at KFC, but that shit was only good until midnight. It also caused utter chaos, because a few KFCs either ran out of chicken or refused to honor the coupon. Sit-ins were staged, blood was shed and chickens cried. It wasn’t a beautiful sight.
So El Pollo Loco is fighting back by saying they came up with the idea first and they are going to do it again this Mother’s Day. On Sunday, El Pollo Loco will honor all KFC coupons. They will give you a 2-piece citrus-marinated grilled chicken meal. Even if you aren’t a mother.
Damn, mothercluckers! It’s about to get ugly, because I know KFC isn’t going to stand for this. Chicken Cutlets, get your round cards ready, because there’s about to be a rumble! And where’s Popeyes in all of this? I think they know it’s best to keep their beak shut! Because if they offered some free shit, I’d be down there, shanking hos in order to get a piece.
And thank you, El Pollo Loco! Now I know what to get my mommy for Mama Je’e’s Day!