There’s a few things you should no before you truthfully answer that question. This dude probably lives in a room in his grandparents house. He most likely works part-time in the storage room at a Blockbuster near his house. He eats his own semen, so he can keep his jizz count up and doesn’t lose any unborn babies. He loves to spank his nalgas while he’s spanking his little Jedi warrior (that’s totally what he calls it) . He likes to wear diapers and isn’t ashamed to admit it. He wears briefs. He “poos” in his pants sometimes. And don’t even ask me what he does with all those action figures in the background. The places they’ve been….
So if you haven’t passed out, checked yourself into the nearest hospital or barfed up all your insides yet, what’s it going to be? As for me, I’d hit it. WELL, he’d clean up afterwards!