The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 6th!
May 7, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Girl thinking: “This is the last time I ask SJP if she knows where to get some grass.” – Sweetas
Runners-up:
A face like SJP, arms like Madonna, hung like Chyna, and a butt like Brooke Hogan – his name is Fuckery and he is the fourth horse of the Apocalypse. – jazzfish_77
Do you need any more evidence that Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate tastes like horse shit? – EveryStrangersEyes
After they married and moved to the country, Reese made damn sure that Jake would never again be tempted by any bare backs. – NitWitty
Thanks Sydney & Peaches
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