Dr. Robert Rey of Dr. 90210 is so fucking entertaining. Mostly because he thinks he’s like the Steven Segal of plastic surgery. Bitch is like all into martial arts and zen shit. He’s also fun to point and gawk at, because he looks like he came straight out of the pages of an International Male catalog from the 90s. You know he owns stock in that company.
Here’s Dr. Fancy Highlights trolling the streets of Beverly Hills flashing his shit at the paps. Normally, a dude’s muscly abs would make my ass lips clap like it’s at the opera, but all I want to do is turn my head and give him a “Why are you doing that?” side-eye. And Dr. Rey is also on notice for wearing his cell phone on his waistband. That’s never acceptable!