Jon Gosselin Picked A Good One

May 7, 2009 / Posted by:

If you’re a married semi-celebwhore and you want to get some coochie on the side without your wifey finding out about it, do a background check on your possible whore first. Make sure she doesn’t have any skeezy ass friends or relatives that will sell her ass out in a quick minute for a dollar. Because stupid ass Jon Gosselin might not be in this situation if he did that first. He picked a real winner in Deanna Hummel.

Not only did her brother yap about her business to UsWeekly, but now her ex-husband is trying to get a piece. Deanna’s ex created a website using her name for the sole purpose of selling some fuck tape he made with her back in the day. Here’s what he has to say:

Hello world! This is a site owned by one of Deanna Hummel’s ex-boyfriends.

When I read the news about her alleged affair with Jon Gosselin from the show Jon & Kate Plus 8, I have to say I wasn’t surprised.

The Deanna I knew wasn’t above cheating, even with married men, hence our eventual breakup. During our time together we made a secret amateur sex tape. It wasn’t a hidden cam or anything, she was totally aware of the fact that I was taping. This has never been available to the public before. And it still isn’t…yet! But I am shopping this tape and am currently in negotiations with sites like about selling it.

If anyone is interested in making me an offer, please email me at

Hello World, does he think anybody will offer him more than an expired KFC Grilled Chicken coupon for this shit? The dick bag also has screen shots on the website and I am not impressed. They weren’t even trying to make a tape worth watching! That skank still has half of her teacher’s outfit on! That is my pet peeve right there. If you’re doing sexy times in a bed, take off all your damn clothes. Even the socks. I can understand if you’re busting a quickie in a church bathroom or under a highway overpass, but not if you’re in a bed! Put some effort into it. Sex tape FAIL.

UPDATE: So, this shit is probably fake. (NSFW) Click here to see the video the screencaps were taken from. I’m not sure if that’s Deanna or not, but I doubt it now. The cum shot at the end is truly amateur hour. (Thanks Peter)

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