In Case You Missed It: Paula Abdul’s Lip Sync Extravaganzaaaaaa
Paula Abdul lip-synched FOR HER LIFE on American Idol last night during her performance of her new single “I’m Just Here For The Music (And The Lidocaine).” It might have been the Theraflu/NyQuil haze I was in, but I found that shit HIGHlarious (punned on purpose)! Even Scott could see that bitch was lip-synching. I mean, I don’t even think her lips were moving. But the best part is when she used two mics to get the lip-synching job done! The “little vicodin pill who can’t” was already wearing a head mic and then she scuttled over to another mic and lip-synched into that. Did Mel Brooks write that gag, because it was fucking classic!
So was that song actually. C-3PO sounded more human than that mess. You know Vicki the Robot is the real voice behind Paula’s song. Vicki is the Martha Wash of the robot world.
How many of you were hoping one of the dancers flipped her ass too high causing her to get stuck in the rafters? One of the dudes should have thrown Paula towards the judge’s table, because she might have knocked Kara DioLEAVEALREADY in the mouth, finally unlocking her damn jaw!
And I also loved Paula’s final line before she left the stage, “Gentlemen, I’m just here for the music!” It is your duty to say that line every time you enter a room.