If I was kissing my dad on the check and opened up my eyes to see a carbon copy of me looking back at me, I’d immediately run my ass to the bathroom and recreate the scene from The Legend of Billie Jean where she chops all her hair off in the mirror all emotional-like. Then I’d dip my head in a bowl of black RIT dye and take the next catamaran to a faraway land where no Hogans exist. I’m for serious. Look at Brooke Hogan and her daddy’s girlfriend! Yes, one has 50% more non-biodegradable materials in her tittay area, but they could still be twinsies. It’s not right and it’s not okay.
And you know Hulk isn’t the only thing looking up and thanking the lord for this magical moment. Yesh, his one-eyed wang said a “thank you prayer” before it barfed into Hulk’s panties. WHY?! Keep this shit under lock and key.
Here’s the “always good for the creeps” Hogans at Brooke’s 10th annual 21st birthday party at Pure in Las Vegas last night.