No, unfortunately Kara DioGOTOHELLALREADY was not the bitch who was sent back into the gutter of tears. The ho who was axed is after the jump. JUMP!!!
NOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOOO! Not Allison! Look at my little troll doll shedding one single tear. Sadness. The world is a cruel and ugly place! I will be pouring one out for my homey tonight. This wasn’t supposed to happen.
This shit was all kinds of WRONG. Allison took a bullet for Danny Dykey and that’s the truth. It made my teeth hurt when Danny said he thought his X-rated screech of death was “funny.” Danny said he laughed about it all night. That shit was not funny. It killed spirits. Shit, people probably died over that shit. Tears were shed. There was blood. It was ugly. People shouldn’t be exposed to that kind of horrific nonsense. But of course that ratty tatty ass tampon would laugh about it.
Poor, poor Allison. Bitch’s farts probably sound better than Hokey’s singing. He’ll get his. Just watch. Yeah, right. You know his trick ass is going to win. Glamberace better pull some Showgirls shit and push Chokey down the stairs or pour Vicodin powder all over him so Paula swallow him whole. I know that queen has it in him.
Anyway, I’m going to go cuddle with my bong now and let it sing me to sleep. This hurts. We’ll discuss the fuckery that is Paula Abdul tomorrow. I mean….. I. Need. To. Process. That. Mess.