Always wondered what Solange sings to her mice friends down in the basement late at night to calm their nerves after Hurricane Sasha Fierce passes through? Well, here you go. While touring in Europe (she’s bigger than CHEESE over there!!!!), Basement Baby performed her cover of Björk’s “It’s Oh So Quiet” which is a cover of Betty Hutton’s “Blow a Fuse.” I think Björk’s response to this is the same one she gave that annoying ass reporter in Bangkok.
Thousands of crazy Björkies are also about to storm the basement, because Solange said this about her performance: “I want to be like the black Björk!” Bitch better hide in the ducts, because they are coming for her!
Here’s Beyonce, Mama Tina, Orlando Jones and Basement Baby’s son Daniel in Paris yesterday. You can’t tell me that’s Basement Baby herself. It really is Orlando Jones in of one Sasha Fierce’s old wigs from the archives. I smell the faint scent of tepid 7up wafting off these pictures.