Who Is April’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

May 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Please a take moments from giving your liver a pep-talk before tonight’s tequila-filled debauchery, to vote for April’s Hot Slut of the Month. April was chock full of piping hot sluts, so I have 5 for you to choose from. Your choices are:

Abel Xavier – SpongeBob’s long-lost sexier half-brother. And he’s a footballer too.
Scotland’s #1 Male Barbie – No description necessary. Period.
Susan Boyle – The most famous crazy cat lady (next to Aniston) on the planet.
Freda Payne – A beautiful disaster with a voice like a drunk lounge singer.
Jesse James – The star of both my nightmares and my wet dreams.

Voting is in the sidebar to the right and the winning slut will be named Thursday. Vote with your LIFE.

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