The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 4th!

May 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Hats really are a must at the Kenfuckedme Derby. – Stoney

Runners-up:

Pissed that everyone in St. Barts was wearing the same thing, John Travolta decided that red nipple tassels would really help set him apart. – christomax

Proof that Mrs. Howell & Gilligan were having unprotected sex on that island. – Sluttsville

Newly discovered photos of the first landing of that prison colony named Australia surfaced. Seeing its founders in this new light explains away its decendants… such as Hugh Jackman, Keith Urban and why these ‘friends of Dorothy’ nicknamed it OZ. – Sandbitch

Source (Thanks David)

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