Put A Pooper Scooper On It

May 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Ty Ty Baby always has to go too far! At last night’s party where all the celebwhores try to outfug each other, Ty Ty looked perfectly fine until my eyes gazed up to the top of her head. I mean, the dress was whatever, the earrings weren’t offensive and the make-up was just “meh,” but then I got to big pile of lukewarm poop on her head. And this caca pile didn’t come from a little dog neither. This came from like a Doberman or a Marmaduke dog. How can she be “smilin with her eyez” when she’s got a dookie ‘do on her head? I guess that’s why she’s the Queen of Bullshit!

Hold up, maybe this is more investigative journalism from Ty Ty? She’s going to expose our society’s unfair treatment of dog poop by going undercover as one. I smell an Emmy….

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