Pamela Ewing Is Fucking Crazy

May 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Victoria Principal’s maid, Maribel Banegas, was out walking her master’s dog and the beast just wouldn’t go caca times. Those of us that have dog friends, have been there. You’re waiting for ever for that bitch to drop one and he just won’t cooperate. You recite a few lines from GOOP hoping that will move his bowels. When that doesn’t work, you sing a few lines of a Heidi Montag song. This is what happened to Maribel. Because Victoria’s pooch wouldn’t bust a butt nugget, she took longer than normal.

When she got back to Casa De Crazy, Victoria was waiting for her and the insane bitch wasn’t happy. Victoria fired Maribel on the spot for taking too long with her dog. When Maribel explained that it was the dog’s fault, because it wouldn’t take a shit, Victoria disappeared upstairs. When she came back downstairs, she was holding a gun and pointed it at Maribel! That crazy motherfucker still thinks she’s in Dallas!

Victoria threatened to kill Maribel and even told another housekeeper to move out of the way so she could shoot her ass! Maribel ran into another room where she locked herself in and called 911. Victoria waited outside of the door the whole time hoping Maribel would come back out so she could shoot her.

Maribel filed a lawsuit alleging assault, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Maribel is suing for cash money.

Please tell me Victoria was wearing a white satin robe with marabou trimming and lucite bed slippers. Also, please tell me she was holding a glass of champagne with the other hand! Glamour!

Who knew Victoria had a house of crazy living up in her head? Methinks she should loosen her face a bit, because all that tightness is making her insane.

And I blame Victoria’s dog for this. He knew exactly what he was doing. Maribel probably denied him steak for lunch and this is how he got back at her.

Source: E! Online

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