Morning Wood

May 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Throw a ball of yarn at her! Here’s Ivana Trump looking like she’d devour a whole can of Fancy Feast in seconds on the cover of HOLA! Popbytes

Yes, because a married dude with 9 kids (including Kate) has so much in common with a 23-year-old single ho – Celebitchy

Gloria Allred and OctoCrazy are flirting again. They want each other in a bad way – ICYDK

Holly Madison will fuck anything. Anything. Anything. – I’m Not Obsessed

Did you feel the earth move a bit? That’s Eartha Kitt shaking with anger in her grave – SOW

Dance, Billy, daaaaaance! Billy Elliot gets 15 Tony nominations – Playbill

Why does the MTV Movie Awards still exist? – Popeater

Kelly Osbourne shouldn’t have done this – SOW

MILF (Mormons I’d Like To Fuck) – The Frisky

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