Joan Rivers Doesn’t Hate All Pokah Playas

May 5, 2009 / Posted by:

On the Celebrity Apprentice a couple of weeks ago, Joan Rivers declared to Annie Duke that “pokah playas are beyond white trash.” Joan probably got a million e-mails from pokah playas threatening to put her face under a heat lamp, because now she’s saying she didn’t mean ALL pokah playas. Just Annie.

Joan, who also called Annie a Nazi, tells Page Six, “Oh, calm down! I said it about one person. How can I hate poker players? Did you ever look at the cards? Everyone knows I love queens. Poker playing is a very noble profession. A little-known fact is Florence Nightingale had to choose between nursing and cards.”

Yish, they definitely threatened to knock her face off and hand it to her. It wouldn’t be hard, you would just have to scare and POP goes her face. Joan definitely said “POKAH PLAYAS.” Plural.

I just hope she delivers more shiny gems like that on the season finale. And I highly recommend watching this show with your bong. Whenever Joan’s face pops up on the screen, for a quick second my brain thinks it’s watching an old episode of The Thunderbirds and it makes me kind of happy.

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