Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 5, 2009 / Posted by:

What superstar has a seriously annoying girlfriend? She bugs her dude with constant diva-like demands … even during his golf games! (Gatecrasher)

This might be too too too obvious, but I’ll go with Justin Timberdouche and She-Hulk Biel?

Which famous TV (and film) personality once try to off herself? We’ve heard tales before of her abusive past, and the odds she had to overcome to become a success. What has never been publicly revealed was a failed action she once took at the depths of her despair. Ever the consummate planner, she even wrote out instructions as to the exact floral arrangements she wanted at her memorial. (Blind Gossip)

Oh, lord. If I type her name, will I be struck down? Op…No, I felt a little ting. Not going to do it.

Which celebrity couple is nicknamed “Bye-bi STI” for their habit of picking up men or women for threesomes… and leaving them with sexually transmitted infections? (3am Girls)

Sting and Trudie? You know how those kinky tantric bitches do it.

This up an coming B- list television actor is on a very hit ensemble show. He hasn’t really done much except for the show, but because of his high name recognition and the show’s popularity I am giving him a B-. Anyway, he and this teenager starting dating and it was fairly public until he started dating his C+ co-star. She is C because her name recognition isn’t as big. Anyway, our actor has continued to date the teenager and his co-star as well as others. When our actor was out of the country doing press, his co-star found out about the teenager and has vowed revenge. As an added twist, the teenager has been our actor’s drug purchaser so that he is never caught actually buying his nose candy. (CDAN)

Chuck Bass (who ironically has the face of a catfish) and that Vanessa broad from Gossip Girl?

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