Bitch Is Going Senile

May 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Okay, kids, grab the net! It looks like Memaw Vadge stole Little Krissy’s tap dancing outfit again and is running the streets like a crazy in it.

For the love of CaCa! What is this that I’m looking at it? This looks like Scotty the Blue Bunny starring in an S&M version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? as seen through the eyes of a delusional homeless dude who thinks he’s in the reincarnation of Picasso. Give memaw some warm Benefiber, soak her dentures in some Polident and read her a sweet story until she goes to bed. Bitch needs to lie down! Trix are for kids and so is this outfit.

Here’s Vadge in the latest LOOKATMEGODPLEASELOOKATMEPLEASE creation from Louis Vuitton at last night’s Costume Institute Gala at The Met and later with Baby Jesus at the after-party. Seriously, where is Elmer Fudd when you need him?

Tags: Fug, Madonna, Paris Hilton, Rehab, Your Vagina Is Large

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