Afternoon Crumbs

May 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Somewhere there’s a horse with a cold asshole cursing Eva Longwhoria’s name – Just Jared

Don’t we look like the HAPPIEST family ever? (Note: that isn’t me in blue, but I will be Photoshopping my head over his and sending it out as my Christmas card) – TMZ

Valley of the DON’T: The Anne Hathaway Edition – Lainey Gossip

Are Blake’s livelies made of plastic? – Egotastic!

Jessica Biel looks like a bio-female for once and Justin Timberlake looks like a bag of wet dildos, as usual – Hollywood Tuna

Mischa Barton doesn’t look a day over haggard (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Glamberace will be the first friend of Dorothy you to win IdolTowleroad

Heidi Klum is hiding a baby underneath all that taffeta and shit – Popsugar

Beer can art – Cityrag

Peter Andre:I’m aiming to plant my seed every night.” And there goes my Theraflu lunch… – Holy Moly!

Surprisingly enough, Posh Beckham did not have the most “You So Edgy” dress on last night – Hollywood Rag

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