Somewhere there’s a horse with a cold asshole cursing Eva Longwhoria’s name – Just Jared
Don’t we look like the HAPPIEST family ever? (Note: that isn’t me in blue, but I will be Photoshopping my head over his and sending it out as my Christmas card) – TMZ
Valley of the DON’T: The Anne Hathaway Edition – Lainey Gossip
Are Blake’s livelies made of plastic? – Egotastic!
Jessica Biel looks like a bio-female for once and Justin Timberlake looks like a bag of wet dildos, as usual – Hollywood Tuna
Mischa Barton doesn’t look a day over haggard (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Glamberace will be the first friend of
Dorothy you to win Idol – Towleroad
Heidi Klum is hiding a baby underneath all that taffeta and shit – Popsugar
Beer can art – Cityrag
Peter Andre: “I’m aiming to plant my seed every night.” And there goes my Theraflu lunch… – Holy Moly!
Surprisingly enough, Posh Beckham did not have the most “You So Edgy” dress on last night – Hollywood Rag