The Way Of The Crackie

May 4, 2009 / Posted by:

You can’t keep a good drunktard down! A couple of days ago, Wino collapsed in St. Lucia, because that’s what she does on a daily basis. We call it “passing the fuck out,” she calls it “taking a sweet sweep nap.” And her spokeswhore calls it “dehydration.” After Wino kissed the floor, she was taken to the hospital, but was released a quick minute later. The Sun says that Wino went straight from her IV drip to the bottle. Wino was seen replenishing her fluids at a bar at the Le Sport resort.

Well, it is a scientific fact that booze cures the thirsties, cleanses your organs, kills germs and makes baby kittens smile. So this is just what the doctor ordered! Speaking of, I feel like I’m going to need an Emergen-C-tini soon. This morning, I woke up feeling like I might have the sicks in a bad way. Don’t say the OINK word…..

Here’s the Crackie Kid showing off her moves with her bodyguard yesterday. Crack off, crack on!

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