The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 1st!

May 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Gwyneth Paltrow finally listened to the public, and is now trying to get the stick out of her ass. – Sluttsville

Runners-up:

Lindsay Showing off her new Vegas Showstopper move: Cokehead on a stick – La La deVil

What wouldn’t I do for an eight ball? – snarkolepsy

And 2 minutes later she was surrounded by pantsless Japanese businessmen. – AXE

Source: Evil Milk

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