Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Gosling

May 4, 2009 / Posted by:

The open post is going up early today, because I don’t know how much longer I can go on! Throw some TheraFlu on me and close the casket. I woke up this morning feeling like a swine tossed my salad last night. As far as I know, one did not. Shit, I didn’t even boooze it Hoff-style or kiss any sick peens before midnight. So because I’ll be passing out in my saliva on and off today, shit will be slower than usual. Allow Ryan Gosling to keep you warm. You know you’ve got the serious ills when even Ryan Gosling can’t make your no-no chrip. Sick no-no.

Here’s Ryan in NYC the other day helping a friend move. No, don’t blame the economy. Ryan is doing it as research for some movie role. By the way, that memaw is the luckiest bitch with a walker.

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