Droopy-faced Maggie Gyllenhaal married beardy-faced Peter Sarsgaard in Italy over the weekend which means that if she took his last name she is now Maggie Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaard. That also means Maggie has taken all the As. There’s no more As to give. If you wanted to name your kid Areola or Asshat, don’t be surprised when you’re told that it’s not available because Maggie took all the As.
Anyway, the lumpy bed bug-ridden mattresses made it legal in Brindisi, Italy on Saturday in a small ceremony. They have been together since 2002 and have a 2-year-old daughter.
Of course, Jakey Poo was there. He loves to squeal at wedding! I’m sure he made the purdiest little flower girl ever. Throwing flowers is really his true calling. Reese also tagged along, because someone had to be there to zip up Jakey’s leotard and fluff his tutu before he skipped down the aisle.