Afternoon Crumbs

May 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Kate Moss or the skinny fat drunk homeless dude who is always shaking is moobs at me? – Egotastic!

I guess Tila Tequila is a fan of mutant dick and golden showers – Hollywood Tuna

Pink is not a part-time pussy lover, so she says – Towleroad

Isn’t this how Carnie Wilson always looks? – SOW

Captain Leathah Lollipop Head reporting for duty – Hollywood Rag

I refuse to believe that anyone strangles the cock to Pizza Face DiazPopsugar

Aubrey O’Day’s heavy flow dress (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Gaston is thisclose to getting a rat tail. Run, Gaston, run!! – Lainey Gossip

This makes sense since Miley Cyrus basically has the brains of a rotten piece of fruit – Celebitchy

Do you think Conan O’Brien’s penis is translucent? – Just Jared

John Mayer’s new skank sucks at interviews – ICYDK

Cougar nipples – Cityrag

Kelly Ripa needs to put down the barbels before she looks exactly like Vadge’s roidy clit – Socialite Life

Oprah is trying to destroy us – I’m Not Obsessed

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