While security was taking a brain vacation, a crazy Brit Brit fan (totally redundant, right?) fluttered onto the stage while she was performing at the Mohegan Sun in Connecticut last night. The Cheeto lover managed to get right in Brit Brit’s face before anyone even realized there was any stalker shit going down. If you watch the clip above, you can see Brit Brit is just sort of standing there, kind of paralyzed (or maybe that’s what she calls dancing?) while he busts his glitter on her.
Brit probably asked him, “Is yooz tha purdy purdy fairy thet visited me in mah dreams last night? Eff ahs jump on yer shoulders will yooz fly me to tha lands where it’s always Christmas, Cheetos grow on trees, Frapp rains frum tha skies an’ mah pussy is nevah hangin’ out?” Before he could answer her, Brit’s back-up dancers and security shuffled him away.
According to TMZ, police say the 20-year-old Britaloonie goes by the name of Kyle King and had obviously been getting crunk last night. PURPLE DRANK, I assume? Anyway, Kyle got real grouchy-like with police, so they arrested him and booked him for effing with the cops. Kyle was released this morning on $250 bail.
You’d think that after the PURPLE DRANK haze wore off, Kyle would’ve immediately strapped himself into a straitjacket and checked into the nearest loony bin, but he didn’t do this. Instead, he went on YouTube to explain the fuckery! Kyle says he’s not crazy, he wasn’t drunk and he’s not Chris Crocker. Okay, okay, whatever you say! I think I’m more concerned about his blonde hair/dark eyebrow combo. How should I feel about this? I mean, some of my favorite gorgeous cholita beauties have platinum hair matched with jet black Sharpie eyebrows. Hmmm… I’m going to take a bong hit and process.