Joan Collins Wins At Everything

May 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Lily Allen was at Selfridge’s 100th birthday party when she came face to face with the glamorous queen of glamour, Joan Collins. Lily Twittered (via The Sun) that when she went to kiss my icon and personal role model on the cheek, Joan responded with, “I don’t kiss people I don’t know.” I think I would’ve had a seizure from being exposed to such high levels of bitchery and glamour.

Lily should’ve sniped back at her. Then Joan would’ve slapped her, stole her man, bought majority shares in her company and then pushed her into a fountain. Really, you haven’t lived until you’ve been destroyed by Alexis Morell Carrington Dexter Rowan Colby.

Here’s THE BITCH, with a hot piece and Lily at Selfridges in London the other night.

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