Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 3, 2009 / Posted by:

The Potty-Mouthed Parrot – A mother in London bought this toy parrot for her 5-year-old daughter in the children’s toy section thinking it would blurt out regular stuff like “Polly want a cracker” or “What’s yer name?” Instead, when her 5-year-old pulled its string, the parrot squawked, “I’m going to rip you head off and shit down your neck, “Bugger off!” and “Up your bum!” Obviously, this parrot went to the Dlisted School of Language. He graduated Magnum Cum FUCKOFF. When the mother complained, the store apologize and said it was really meant for adults. Duh. But the mother should’ve realized that parrot was trouble. Just look at his beady eyes!

VIA Metro

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