Get That Money, HoHan!

May 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

What in two dollahs for a blow job Hell is going on in these pictures? I feel like I stumbled onto an escort’s ad on Craigslist. I feel like the text “Naturaly…sweet hottie I’ll give that ‘ultimate experience’ you’ll never forget.. 100 Percent REAL PiCS…. 100 Percent ME! DONT MiSS OUT!! SIXTY 15 1HUNDRED HH 1FIFTY HR” should accompany these pictures.

These are some pictures of our little HoHan taken in a hotel room just before the FBI busted in and arrested her for solicitation. You can watch it all unfold on a special episode of Dateline NBC next week. No, HoHan posed like she was workin’ it for an 8-ball just before she hosted a party at Tribe in Montreal. Hey, a bitch has got to make that money, I guess. Peddle that no-ass.

The paps say that while she was leaving the club, a dude grabbed her titty and then she fell on the floor. From starring in a movie with Jane Fonda to THIS? Get your exquisite lucite heels ready, HoHan. The Rock of Love Bus is about to pull up.

Tags: Crackheads, Fergie, Yeah Okay

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