Trent Reznor returned from the jungles of Mars with a souvenir: this alien beauty who belongs to the intergalactic tribe known as The Bai Lings. Her Earth name is Mariqueen Maandig (Actually, that might be her native name too) and you can see why Trent’s peen thumps for her. Mariqueen’s eyebrows are taking me to places I’ve never been before. Jump on them and ride past the stars! I bet if you touch them, you can speak to E.T. Shit, E.T. probably drew them himself.
My wish is that Trent and Mariqueen have ten million gorgeous eyebrow babies, because this is what our planet needs more of.
By the way, do you think Trent dick slaps her brows? Because I would. I know. Too far.