When someone asks you a question, you don’t always have to tell the whole truth. A simple “Mind your own fucking business” or “Rojo Caliente” (that works for everything) would suffice. Shia obviously hasn’t mastered that art, because when Playboy asked him about who he thinks the sexiest woman is, he pulled out this little nugget from his back pocket:
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
While I completely agree with Shia that his mother is indeed the sexiest panty-creaming bitch in the Greater Los Angeles area, I think he should’ve saved this sucioness for his therapist….or his dealer…or his nightmares. Because now I can’t look at pictures of them without thinking Shia wants to get on that. Thank you for that, Shia.
VIA Star Magazine