Drunky Georgie

May 2, 2009 / Posted by:

The other night in Miami, George Clooney spent 4 hours inside of a restaurant becoming one with a tequila bottle. Georgie’s drunktardian ass finally wobbled out of the place with two Sarah Larson-wannabes at his side. Seriously, this is the best George could do? I mean, was The Millionaire Matchmaker throwing one of her “mixers” inside that restaurant, because that’s where these two bottom-of-the-barrel bitches look like they came from. Actually, I don’t think Patti Stanger would approve of them and that’s saying everything. AND HOW!

Georgie ended up leaving with one of the tricks and they went back to his hotel room to play “tickle the cornhole.” But by the look on Georgie’s face it didn’t get that far. He nibbled on her nipple a bit, barfed on her booby and then passed the fuck out. Oh how I love booze. Sometimes it really saves you when you’re about to do some nasty shit with a fug ass bitch.

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