Precious Unicorn Tears

May 1, 2009 / Posted by:

While a video montage of Mimi and Nick Cannon’s year together played, the Hello Kitty princess herself shed a crystal tear that dripped down to the floor and sprouted a bright rainbow of butterflies that fluttered around her. Mimi should really bottle her magical tears. It would trump water as the #1 used liquid in Japan. Trust this.

Maybe Mimi was crying because she waltzed out of her cotton candy-haze for a quick minute and realized she’s been married to the dude from Love Don’t Cost a Thing for a full year! Yes, an entire 365 days! Here I was thinking they would only last until the champagne buzz wore off. Shame. On. Me. I will pucker up to a lamb (not like that) in their honor today.

Here’s Mimi showing off her Deery-Lous with her overgrown man child husband at their anniversary party at Las Vegas’ Moon nightclub last night.

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