Eva Longwhoria needs to go lie down, because obviously she’s suffering from delusion of the brains and needs rest. There’s a comfy hole in the ground somewhere with her name on it. But seriously, we have an epidemic on our hands, people! First it was JLove and now it’s this trick! These raggedy ass tramps need to drink a hot cup of BITCH, PLEASE, because they do not have what it takes to fill Audrey Hepburn’s tiara. Only one ho on this planet does and that ho is international supermodel and fashion chameleon Phoebe Price (what have I done?!).
Eva Longwhoria defamed Audrey’s good image by dressing as her for People en Espanol’s Most Beautiful People issue. This bitch is more like Audrey Heartburn. Hmm. That didn’t work. Audrey Hefferburn? I have to work on that one.
In the meantime, go on over to Ohlala to see other Latin celebrities dressed as classic movie characters including Ricky Martin who looks like he wants to lick an ass.
(Thanks Dr. J)