Morning Wood

May 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Morning wood is right! Boners galore ahead! – Awkward Boners

Why does canned chicken look like Wonky McValtrex giving birth? – Best Week Ever

Be still my heart! Is this Rojo Caliente’s long-lost twin sister? – Socialite Life


Look what crawled out of the exhaust pipe of the Rock of Love Bang BusICYDK

Speaking of Rock of Love Bus rejects – Popoholic

The American Idol house isn’t haunted! That’s just Paula Abdul ransacking the medicine cabinet in the middle of the night – SOW

Dear ole’ Barbara WaWa, Shady Pines is calling your name – Celebitchy

Always wanted to dress your daughter like a herped-up prostitute with Downs? Well, here you go – I’m Not Obsessed

That’s enough, Claire DanesPopeater

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