HoHan is back on the mainland after her relaxing holiday in Hawaii. Doesn’t she look as refreshed as a 6-month old rotten pineapple? I’m surprised a family of moths aren’t trying to bite at her.
After arriving back in L.A., HoHan only had time for a quick Adderrall bump before she went back to work. Don’t cackle like that. She works! She promoted that runny diarrhea in a bottle at Sephora in Santa Monica yesterday. Although, she probably should’ve stayed away. When you look at HoHan, does it make you want to run out and drop your heard-earned coins on that SevinNyne crap? Nope, you don’t want to look like that. I just want to spray a whole can of Easy-Off all over her body. That grease is baked on!
Here’s Blotchy McDirtySanchez with her partner Lorit Simon and The Curious Case of Ali Lohan at the launch of SevinNyne at Sephora. Shockingly enough, Ali doesn’t look a day under 45, so she’s making progress! Keep on!