Beam Her Up!
May 1, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Just when I thought Tommy Girl got permanently stuck in a manhole, he emerged last night to see a movie with his weepy little Stepford Katie. They went to the premiere of Star Trek which is based on their home movies, so it was very special to the two of them. It was so emotional that Stepford Katie was left stunned. Or maybe she was concentrating and trying to beam herself the fuck out of there!
Seriously, that face needs a DRANK. It also needs some crack, an 8-ball, a couple hundred bong hits and a one-way bus ticket back to Toledo. On a positive node, I do like her “ode to Blanche Devereaux” ensemble. I bet Tommy has a matching one in ruby.
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