Another Bites The Dust

May 1, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Kelis and Nas are two people I never thought I’d see getting on the Chinatown bus to divorce town, but away they go! Kelis, the chick whose milkshake makes all the boys thirsty or something, has filed for divorce from Nas after about 3 years of being married. Kelis even has a baby friend simmering in her womb. It’s due to be released into this cruel world in about 2 months.

In the papers, Kelis is asking for spousal and child support. Also, she wants joint legal and physical custody of their unborn baby.

Kelis states they have only been separated for around two weeks, so maybe this is one of those “If you don’t raise the toilet seat when you piss, I’m divorcing your ass” things. He didn’t raise the toilet seat, so she dropped the papers off to teach him a lesson. Or maybe he just creeped on another coochie and got caught. Yeah, probably that. All I know is that I will be pouring out a milkshake for them.

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Tags: Another One Bites The Dust, Drunks, Knocked Up, Splits

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