Afternoon Crumbs

Hours of fun for the whole family – Pick the Perp (via Buzzfeed)

Zac Efron’s bronzer stick holder in a bikini on Self Magazine – Egotastic!

Amy Wino is still keeping it sexy in St. Lucia even though her skin is falling off – Just Jared

Let’s all congratulate Demi Moore for officially becoming a member of the Frozen Face Club – Lainey Gossip

A-Roidy out, Bitch Tits in – Holy Moly!

There’s a wide ass river of caca running down the middle of Fuggie Fug’s head – Hollywood Tuna

Patti Stanger thinks all gay dudes are big sluts who get on all fours for any dick. Stop looking at me that way! – Towleroad

Being hot: Claudia Schiffer is doing it right – Hollywood Rag

John Legend should do this more often – Popsugar

Nas probably left Kelis for this hot piece (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Drummer Cat vs. Fan Kitten – Cityrag