Will The Real Sasha Fierce Please Stand Up?
Beyonce was playing a show in Vienna the other day, so a local radio station decided to play a little prank. They pretended to be her manager and called up the Albertina museum to schedule a private tour for Sasha Fierce. The museum fell for it and everything was set. While the real Beyonce was out shopping in Vienna for manes from local horses, the fraudulent one went to the museum. The museum gave Sasha Fake a tour, but quickly figured out something in the milk wasn’t clean. A rep for the museum said, “Her face was extremely similar, but her body was totally different.”
Er…what? Look at that bitch above! I look more like Beyonce than she does?! I’m guessing Basement Baby was handcuffed to the basement radiator as punishment for that other prank, because she would’ve done this shit for free. Basement Baby works for relevancy! Even that dog knows what’s up. He can’t even look at that fake ass bitch.
The fake Sasha Fierce isn’t much of a Beyonce impersonator, but if Holly Robinson Peete crawls out from under her rock and needs a body double for whatever reason, this chick is the one. And if the dude she’s with ever tires of showing art to bootleg celebrity doppelgangers, he can get a job as a Dolph Lundgren double.