Open Post: Hosted By Shadow Hare

April 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Behold the mighty Shadow Hare! Shadow Hare and his Allegiance of Moobies Heroes patrol the streets of Cincinnati to protect citizens against the villains that are lurking around every corner. Okay, basically Shadow Hare and his friends just dress up in spandex, walk around the block, get heckled by bums (“IT AIN’T EASTER OUT!”) and then go to their secret underground lair (aka Shadow Hare’s mother’s basement) to spend hours chatting on real superhero message boards.

I’ve been told that Shadow Hare’s superhero powers weaken when he’s exposed to a real-life bare vagina and boonies. He becomes a ball of nervous giggles that leaves him paralyzed. That shit is like kryptonite to him!

VIA Vulture

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