OctoCrazy Gets A Long-Awaited Visit From Social Services

April 30, 2009 / Posted by:

The other day, OctoCrazy and her gang of BABIES were visited by Social Services. They brought a basket of muffins and just wanted to introduce themselves, because they will be working a lot together in the future. Bitch is practically going to be married to Social Services.

And Social Services also wanted to talk to her about her 3-year-old son Aidan.

Aidan’s teacher filed a report with Social Services after he showed up to class with a black eye and bite marks on his body. OctoMommy told Radar that Aidan’s teacher put a note in his backpack, but she didn’t see until after Social Services came a-calling. She blamed the bite marks on her 2-year-old twins and went on to yap, “He’s autistic, he bumps into things.” As for the black eye, she thinks he might have gotten it at school.

Bitches need to step off OctoMommy! How is she supposed to know how her kid got busted up when she’s out peddling her octo-ass for a dollah! She can’t do it all. I mean, everyone know it’s FAMEWHORING: FIRST, KIDS: SECOND. Oh, wait. Actually, it’s FAMEWHORING: FIRST, MANICURE: SECOND, KIDS: THIRD. No, that’s not right either. It’s FAMEWHORING: FIRST, MANICURE: SECOND, SHOPPING: THIRD, KIDS: FOURTH. Oh bother! Kids are somewhere “buying diapers for pet pig” and “getting back alley lip injections.

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