Kelly McGillis Is A Gayelle

April 30, 2009 / Posted by:

After years of denying that she likes to puff the pussay, Kelly McGillis has come out to SheWired and declared that she loves herself some sweet sweet vagina! There’s always been rumors about Kelly’s gayelle-ways, but she always shrugged it off. Kelly even married a dude and had two daughters. They quit their marriage in 2002.

51-year-old Kelly is now single and ready to tingle. Kelly says, “I’m done with the man thing. I did that, I need to move on in life. That’s another part of being true to yourself… that’s been a challenge for me personally. I think that was an ongoing process from the time I was about 12. I had a lot of things happened that convinced me that God was punishing me for being gay. That was a hard process. Life is a freaking journey, and it’s about growing and changing, and coming to terms with who and what you are, and loving who and what you are.

I think the moment she truly realized she wanted snatch was when she had to pucker up to Tommy Girl’s cum catcher. Anygay…..

Raise a strap-on or a power tool to Kelly McGayelle! Here’s to the silver lezzie cougar finding a lovely ladaaaaay to rock. I would suggest Lindsay HoHan, but I highly doubt Kelly wants to bump a ‘gina that looks like some (don’t click on that NSFL) BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT.

This news also confirms that 25% of the Top Gay cast is gayer than a pineapple upside down cake. I’m looking at you GOOSE!

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