Jack Tweed Can’t Handle Boy George’s Sexiness

April 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Your gay prison fantasies starring Jack Tweed and Boy George have come true! Jack, who is Jade Goody’s widower, is currently serving time at the same chokey Boy George is resting his mega nalgas in for beating that prosty. The two have come face to peen three times in the shower block at the prison. You have my permission to take off all your panties while reading this, because I know you want to.

The Sun says that Jack walked in on Boy George soaping himself up like a walrus rolling around in the sea foam. Jack was filled with so much desire that he ran off before his nutsack exploded. A source said, “Jack knew what Boy George was in jail for and didn’t want to take any chances. The first time he saw him he just turned white and legged it. Jack isn’t exactly the most comfortable person when it comes to getting attention from other men.”

You know Jack’s manhole started moaning like a cat getting q-tipped when he saw sexy ass Boy George standing there all nekkid-like. Picture it: Boy George’s luscious Pillsbury Dough Boy body dripping wet. His massive man-chis basking in the fluorescent light. Who could blame Jack? He should just surrender to Boy George and become his bottom bitch.

What happens in the shower room at a men’s prison, stays in the shower room at a men’s prison. Oh and it also stays in your nightmares forever too.

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