My suspicions were right! St. Angie mistook that sumo wrestler Brad’s filming a commercial with for an orphan baby with a serious thyroid problem. St. Angie must have quickly snatched him up before Vadge got her claws on him. Brad didn’t feel like breaking the news to St. Angie so he’s just going along with it. It’s written all over his face. Bitch is tiiiiiired.
And Pax is going to be the bestest older brother.