Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This former A list always movie actress still considers herself A list even though in reality she is about D. She does have A list name recognition and was the star of one of the most famous movies of all time. Not highest grossing, just one of the most famous. Anyway, she is not known for her quiet demeanor and when she has a drink or seven can get rather nasty. Recently she got into a fight with her current boy toy and during the argument threw a glass or two or three at her toy. Well, on one of her throws she missed and hit an original Picasso she has hanging on her wall. The painting was shredded by the glass as it shattered as well as the beverage she had inside. Of course she told her insurance company it fell during a mild earthquake and landed on a glass table beneath the painting, shattering the table and damaging the painting. (CDAN)

Sharon Stoner, right? She has a play thing with a peen and she also has a Picasso! A little investigate reporting (2 seconds of googling) led me to this article.

Which starlet’s constant state of inebriation is causing problems in her marriage? Her hubby hates having to physically remove her from nightclubs. (Gatecrasher)

Xtina (no question mark needed). But if she isn’t considered a “starlet,” I’ll say ScarJo or Katherine Heeeeeeeigl?

Which East Coast Resident Star forgot to pick up their child from school and had to be called and reminded from school staff? Our source claims the whole mishap was not a matter of memory, so much as it was of Methamphetamine. It’s not Ms. Fey, she’d never do something like that! (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

Sarah Jessica Parker? She kind of has meth arms.