Afternoon Crumbs
Guess that glittery ass? Hint: It’s not Gay Al Reynolds – Hollywood Tuna
Marisa Miller is obviously allergic to real clothes – Egotastic!
Blair Waldorf’s new hair color makes her look a little Lohan-ey – Just Jared
Kim Kardashian’s untouched bikini photos have totally been touched (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Simpson is going to perform at SeaWorld in Texas (insert your rotten chicken of the sea or Shamu joke here) – Lainey Gossip
Jennifer Garner isn’t the slice of apple pie we all thought she was. She’s a CUTTER!!! – Popsugar
Another reason to lurve Howard Stern – Towleroad
La Bella FLAT ASS – Hollywood Rag
Lane Garrison looking like a methed-out Santa Monica Blvd. hustler – Socialite Life
Sean Penn sucks – Celebitchy
Ty Ty Baby’s stalker convicted! Expect to see an episode of The Tyra Show where she goes undercover as her stalker to stalk herself – I’m Not Obsessed
A giant Peep died and melted on Parasite’s toxic skanky head – ICYDK
The sad fact is I’d hit all of them – Cityrag