Afternoon Crumbs

April 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Guess that glittery ass? Hint: It’s not Gay Al Reynolds Hollywood Tuna

Marisa Miller is obviously allergic to real clothes – Egotastic!

Blair Waldorf’s new hair color makes her look a little Lohan-ey – Just Jared

Kim Kardashian’s untouched bikini photos have totally been touched (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Simpson is going to perform at SeaWorld in Texas (insert your rotten chicken of the sea or Shamu joke here) – Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Garner isn’t the slice of apple pie we all thought she was. She’s a CUTTER!!! – Popsugar

Another reason to lurve Howard SternTowleroad

La Bella FLAT ASS – Hollywood Rag

Lane Garrison looking like a methed-out Santa Monica Blvd. hustler – Socialite Life

Sean Penn sucks – Celebitchy

Ty Ty Baby’s stalker convicted! Expect to see an episode of The Tyra Show where she goes undercover as her stalker to stalk herself – I’m Not Obsessed

A giant Peep died and melted on Parasite’s toxic skanky head – ICYDK

The sad fact is I’d hit all of themCityrag

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