The Sun Doesn’t Always Shine On Brad Pitt
April 29, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
I know you’re wondering to yourself how it’s possible for the rain to fall on Willy Pitt’s head since the heavens always open up and the sun’s rays follow him wherever he goes. Brad was shooting a Japanese commercial in NYC and I guess they needed it to rain, so St. Angie probably put in a call to God. She asked him to tell the sun to quit that shit for a while, so Brad can make some money, because baby friends don’t come cheap.
And I bet that when St. Angie visited the set, she mistook the sumo wrestler for an overgrown orphan baby and adopted him on the spot. So if you see Brad Pitt carrying around this sumo wrestler on his hip, you know the backstory.
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