Thank You, Daily Mail

April 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Albert Finney can take off the wig, because the role of Susan Boyle in the movie version of her life is close to being snatched up by none-other-than Catherine Zeta-Jones! That’s what the Daily Mail claims anyway. They say that CZJ is trying to buy the rights to Susan’s life story. The Daily Mail could’ve made that all up just so they could create this work of high-art that belongs in the museum of non-stop laughs.

CZJ should give Michael Douglas an extra kiss on his prune lips tonight, because if it wasn’t for him this is exactly what she would look like today without all that money. This was your future, CZJ!

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