One More Time

April 29, 2009 / Posted by:

It looks like someone got caught doing lines off of a hooker’s nalgas again, because Sean Penn has filed for “legal separation with children” from Robin Wright. Extra (via UsWeekly) says Sean threw his hat back into the divorce ring last Friday. This is the third time they’ve flirted with divorce.

In December 2007, Sean filed for divorce, but a few days letter he said he was just joking and took it back. A few days later, Robin Wright filed for divorce herself, but in April 2008 they decided to torture themselves some more by trying to make it work and canceled their divorce petition.

When Sean won the Oscar, Robin was sitting there waiting for him to throw her a kiss, but he didn’t. Sean didn’t thank her and later said he wanted to keep the focus on the movie. And by “keep the focus on the movie,” he meant he forgot he was married because he was too busy finger fucking Natalie Portman with his eyes.

Hopefully, it will stick this time. It has to suck sitting at home waiting for your b-hole husband to stumble inside reeking of rancid coke breath and fuck juices. Open your cougar cage, Robin and pounce out! There’s a whole lot of dickin’ to do!

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