I Hope Gordon’s Mobile Phone Makes A Cameo

April 29, 2009 / Posted by:

IN THIS ECONOMY, Hollywood should not be making a sequel to Wall Street 2. If we wanted to see some depressing tale about how we’re all going to be shanking each other for a place in the bread line next year, we’ll save our pennies and turn on the TV instead. Not using their brains: Hollywood is doing right.

Both Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone will be back for the sequel. Shila LaDouche has also been signed on to play a young trader. Gregg Brilliant, a spokeswhore for 20th Century Fox said, “We need to keep the story line under wraps, but it’s literally ripped from today’s headlines. It’s going to be very big and very cool.”

Fuck Wall Street 2! I want to see a movie about Fox spokeswhore Gregg Brilliant. You know he has stories to tell. With a name like that he must be a superhero on the down low. Or an infomercial salesman on the down low. Or a toothpaste fetishist on the down low. Something on the down low!

Besides, shouldn’t Gordon Gekko be sipping cold Ovaltine in the cafeteria of some retirement home in Boca by now? Bitch is too old to deal with this recession shit.

VIA HuffPo

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