You know how there were rumors that Matthew Broderick was stepping out on SJP and they were going to quit their marriage? Well, everything’s just wonderful now, because they are having twin
BAND-AIDS BABIES!!!! Don’t worry, SJP’s sexy filly body isn’t going to get all fat, because they are using a surrogate.
A rep for Matthew, 47, and SJP, 44, confirmed the news to E! and said they are having two daughters. The two already have a 6-year-old son named James Wilkie.
They had to hire a professional baby oven. They had no choice. I’m sure SJP tried to do sexy times with Matthew, but every time he sees a live vagina, he gets all giggly and then breaks into the title number from “Hello Dolly!” complete with jazz hands galore. He does that whenever he gets nervous. Then SJP neighs to herself and gallops off all frustrated-like. So, this was the only way.